All caps, Microsoft upgrades, questionable humor
YOU HAVE A FREE UPGRADE TO MICROSOFT WINDOWS 11!
Naw, I'm cool.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SCHEDULE YOUR FREE UPGRADE TO MS WINDOWS 11? IT'S WAFER-THIN.
No, I honestly don't trust 11 to be difficult UI and frankly I wish I never had to upgrade from Win 7.
DAVE. I THINK YOU SHOULD UPGRADE TO WINDOWS 11, DAVE. ARE YOU SURE YOU WISH TO PROCEED TO WINDOWS 10?