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"urethral swab" sounds like something very Gay pirates might say.

"Arrr, be ready to receive boarders, ye urethral swabs! Make fast the mainsail an' give 'em a whiff of chain shot, if you know what I mean!"

@frostwolf arrrr

arrr

I'll chase him round good hope and round the horn and round perdition's flames before I give him up! And this is what ye have signed for men; to hunt the white whale until he spurts black blood and rolls fin out.

ARRRR.

@frostwolf gonna cross the T, if you know what I mean

arrrrrr

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