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Wait, they made a Return of the Magnificent Seven? That makes no sense, a lot of them died. Did they come back as skeletal gunslingers in tattered bullet-ridden dusters, striding out of the howling wind into the empty streets?
@ZiaMacPine much as I would *like* to see a movie with undead cowboys, I checked and it turns out the plot is a survivor of the original village tracks down the two surviving seven to help *now*, and they recruit five more random dudes. Apparently people hated the thing.
@Leucrotta I would to? That sounds pretty poorly thought out. undead cowboys would be cooler and more interesting.
@Leucrotta I am delighted you didnt first assume what I did: the children or protégés of the Magnificent Seven.