all caps "humor," blatant medieval violence reference
*watching "Tod's Workshop" try to sell me roundels*
BALLOCK DAGGER!
MILORD, BUY YOURSELF A BALLOCK DAGGER!
TIS WHAT YE OF MOST NEEDE WHEN THOU NEED'ST TO PRICKE A BYCHE!
BAM! SLYPS RIGHT UNDER THE PAULDRON, IN THE ARM-PITTE
BY THE ROOD, TWILL DO YE A TREATE!
BALLOCK DAGGER!