In this house, the honest version, all caps
IN THIS HOUSE WE BELIEVE
FREE MARKET CAPITALISM IS A FLIMSY EXCUSE FOR FEUDALISM
BILLIONAIRES ARE INHERENTLY UNETHICAL AND NEED TO BE DESTROYED
ORGANIZED RELIGION IS LARGELY A PROFITEERING SCAM
RACISM IS 1 PART FEAR TO 4 PARTS PROFITEERING SCAM
GENDER IS 1 PART PERSONAL CHOICE AND 4 PARTS, YOU GUESSED IT, SOMEONE'S PROFITEERING SCAM
THERE'S ACTUALLY NOTHING WRONG WITH SEX (OR ASEXUALITY)
re: In this house, the honest version, all caps
THAT OVERTIME YOU'RE WORKING IS PROBABLY UNNECESSARY, FRANKLY WORKING 40 HOURS WEEKLY IS UNNECESSARY