filk, unusually nerdy D&D reference
also, you can sing "Oboud Many-Arrows" to "Davy Crockett"
BORN ON A MOUNTAIN ON THE SPINE OF THE WORLD
CHALLENGED ALL FAERUN WITH THE SPEAR HE HURLED
RAISED IN THE WOODS SO HE KNEW EVERY TREE
KILT AN OWLBEAR WHEN HE WAS ONLY THREE