"BEHOLD! I am Gandalf the White, returned in the hour of greatest need to..."
"No way dude. Gandalf the Grey was alliterative. It sounded thematic and cool. Gandalf the White just doesn't roll off the tongue the same way."
"I once feared to claim leadership of the Istari but now that power is mine. It's in your copy of the Silmarilion."
"Look, could we call you Wiglaf the White or something like that? It sounds much better."
"Fine. Can we please just go to Rohan?"
@Leucrotta don't forget the eagles this time, Winifred the Wide