I utterly despise the EXPLAIN GAPS IN YOUR EMPLOYMENT! question. I was looking for work, I suppose you want me to say either I smoked a crapton of weed while playing WoW, or that I went back to school (with what money?).
I hate it as much as EXPLAIN IF YOU WERE TERMINATED FROM A POSITION!
Or as much as when you input your resume and the next section asks to list job duties, title, company, dates. What did you think I usually put on my resume, types of sandwiches I like?