dear offshore recruiters, please don't fucking call me before 0700 or after 2300.
This cements my prejudices that 1) your lack of knowledge of time, distance or my actual skills means you don't really have a job, or you don't have one which is feasible for me, and 2) your sheer lack of boundaries suggests working for you would be sheer hell, and/or I don't want to make money for you.