especially cause we're almost at the best bits of Rite of Spring
The Best Bits of Rite of Spring:
* stands digitigrade, tucks arms in against chest with two fingers out on each hand, stomps around as much as possible after hours
look I wouldn't be wobbly if I had a tail!
@Leucrotta Stick a plunger on your rear for balance. https://www.sciencenews.org/blog/scicurious/weighted-butt-gives-chickens-dinosaur-strut
@GraySpots the article mentions a velcro jacket, which is good, cause the plunger is kinda gross and if it COULD work it'd be a great gag
@Leucrotta That was my exposure to the music xD Unfortunate it's also why the choice of "Night on Bald Mountain" for the 10pm news, meant it was always bad when I was up too late as a kid