re bad movies, rule of cool, some caps
*sometime around 2000, in an office in LA*
"What if we rebooted 'Them'?"
"Pfft. Modern audiences are gonna yawn at giant ants."
"Okay, how about characters from 'Dracula' as vampire hunters?"
"Quincy Morris? Jonathan Harker and Mina as a wisecracking husband and wife team?"
"Abraham Van Helsing this grimy young dude."
"Okay, but wasn't van Helsing kinda stodgy?"
"And he has whirring knives and a repeater crossbow and a sunlight grenade, and a DARK SECRET PAST shared with Dracula himself!"
"Almost."
"And they go to Transylvania and meet all the Universal monsters who aren't The Mummy!"
"Needs something to give it that ZING, you know?"
"And at the end he turns into a WEREWOLF! and fights Dracula INSIDE FRANKENSTEIN'S LABORATORY!"
"Yeah?"
*bounces up and down* "WHICH IS IN A HUGE CASTLE IN A POCKET DIMENSION!"
* pulls out huge rubber stamp which says GREENLIT and slams it down *
