seattle politics rant
"Monday," they thought. "Maybe I got a paycheck or an electric bill." Opening the mail yielded voter's guide, an ad about HOW HORRIBLE (and by sheer coincidence Black, funny how that works) CANDIDATE OPPOSES EXPANDING OUR POLICE FORCES BUT FAVORS LETTING DRUGGIES SHOOT UP IN THE STREEEEET RIGHT BY YOU and a positive ad for WHOLESOME CANDIDATE WHO WILL CREATE POSITIVE HOMELESSNESS SOLUTIONS. "Oh that's right, there's an election coming up," they thought, and flipped back to the district election page in the voter's guide, and immediately circled the previously unadvertized Horrible Candidate and crossed out the other person as a reference for when their ballot showed up.