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the best part of being this baked is definitely how it's okay for me to not be particularly perfect and honestly stuff is so arbitrary even if I were perfect, that's still is only about 30% of my ability to get safety and comfort. It's okay that I'm kind of failed and kind of a mess right now.

silly nonsense 

@Leucrotta *pulls perfectly crusty golden-brown coyote out of the oven*

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@Leucrotta (...though it's not perfect since at least if you match your picture you might be the gray variety of 'yote, but whatever, breadiness :3)

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@frost you were gonna vore me, because you're actually...

* drumroll *

PANSEXUAL

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@Leucrotta Now I'm imagining coyotebread curled up snugly in a cast iron pan.

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@frost but MAGICALLY BROUGHT TO LIFE with the word "Emet" scrawled on my forehead

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@frost It's a mythology reference. In the mythology you bring something to life by writing on its forehead and putting a little manuscript between its lips, but that's not as funny as simplifying it right now.

Wow, I am *really* far gone, eh? Maybe it's time to take a break from online and lie down.

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