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The elves, Middle Earth’s eldest and most boring people. Every time they show up in this movie Howard Shore provides music so graceful and ethereal you know it’s safe to get up and visit the bathroom.

@Leucrotta Elves, of course, don't use the bathroom themselves. They're too /graceful/ for that.

@frost “Then Elrond cut a big beefy one, and to Frodo it sounded like the high pitched ringing of a clear trumpet.”

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