The elves, Middle Earth’s eldest and most boring people. Every time they show up in this movie Howard Shore provides music so graceful and ethereal you know it’s safe to get up and visit the bathroom.
@frost “Then Elrond cut a big beefy one, and to Frodo it sounded like the high pitched ringing of a clear trumpet.”
@Leucrotta ... pitched fart handbell-style choir, anyone?
@Leucrotta "McaiADeflto" sounds surprisingly wordlike for a random ID.
@Leucrotta "Mcai A. Deflto, presenting at 3:00 in room 108B..."
@Leucrotta Oh I /vaguely/ remember that! Sort of.
@Leucrotta ... OH I DIDN'T EVEN SEE THE BUTT TRUMPETS
@Leucrotta Elves, of course, don't use the bathroom themselves. They're too /graceful/ for that.