festive holiday shitpost, all caps
the best part of A Christmas Carol is when Scrooge is cornered by the Ghost of Christmas Future who says COME NOT BETWEEN THE NAZGUL AND HIS PREY ELSE HE SHALL TAKE THEE AWAY TO THE HOUSE OF LAMENTATION and then Dernhelm says BUT NO MAN AM I! EOWYN, EORWAX'S DAUGHTER AM I! and her sword goes shinggg