Rain Dog: "coyote sing along hour, Gwar lyrics, bathroom hum…" - Awoo Space

Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

coyote sing along hour, Gwar lyrics, bathroom humor, religious reference

Each virgin sacrifice speaks these magic words;
Just jiggle the handle!
Let flow go the turds!

"AHHH here it comes baby, Ah'm droppin' mah load!
Ah ain't just up on it, Ah AM the commode!"

The power of the toilet must never be abused!
He must be plunged, he must be sponged, lest carnage may ensue!
If a dead sheep were to clog him who KNOWS what would arise?
Maybe he'd call The Master. Wouldn't THAT be a surprise?

Dec 18, 2023, 03:58 · · · ·

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