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masturbation talk, fire 

damn. I'm winding down for the weekend and masturbating to my weird kinks and REALLY INTO IT, and suddenly there's sirens and people running around and someone asking repeatedly "do we need to evacuate?" but no alarm goes off HERE and nobody knocks on my door, so I'm not sure I should stop. Eventually I make myself calm down enough to where I can throw on pants and clothes, and zip out and there are firemen all over, lights and smoke pouring out of an apartment across the complex. My neighbors reassure me that everyone's okay and no we don't need to evacuate and this is great news, but wow, I was not expecting this at all. I figure if I'm not falling asleep 20 minutes after I ideally should I'll take melatonin and that should help some.

masturbation talk, fire 

@Leucrotta Oh damn that is some BAD timing!

@Leucrotta Annoying when the alarms go off but you don't get to!

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