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so riffing off a response over on bluesky, the reason there are 10 hot dogs in a package but only 8 hot dog buns in a package;

carefully bisect each of the extra weenies and add them so that 4 of your buns have 1 1/2 weenies on them. On the other 4 you use the extra space to load up with kimchi, or tomato and pickle slices and pepperoncinis, or something

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