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Tired: dog piled

Wired: dog pilled *races off barking*

@Leucrotta And then there's cat pilled (where you won't eat it so they have to wrap you up in a towel, shove it deep into your mouth, then rub your throat until you swallow)

@CoyoteTraveller

MORPHEUS: Take the red pill and you wake up in a big patch of sunlight and believe... anything you want to believe. Take the blue pill and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

CAT *tucks self into the hardest to reach corner under Morpheus' chair*

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