fridge thought re: unusual lactation 

...Y'know, for as hot as the idea of having tits what dispense alcoholic beverages might be,

The part of me that goes "ah, but this is fantasy and here's why..." can't help but point out how it would probably burn like fuck if alcoholic fluids were leaking from your nipples.

"What the fuck are you talking about, Lexi?"

what, you don't have thoughts like that sometimes?

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@LexYeen I have in fact fantasized about being a drink dispenser despite how in anything close to reality this is a profoundly bad idea.

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