Follow

coyote sing along hour, Gwar lyrics, offensive to pretty much everyone 

covered in shit is all you desire!
mystical gateway swirling with fire!
we'll use the plunger if blockage won't budge,
it's a Gate to the Plane of Fudge!

ever since I found you
I still just piss on the ground
now I know that I can use you
I gotta stop fucking around!
if you want shit, baby I got shit!
on that you can depend!
I'll pump your hump! Your fucking stump!
My crappy, crap-caked friend!

THE PORTAL POTTY!
A gift from the gods!
let us pay tribute and bury our wads!
I think you know what it's all about,
just jiggle the handle! And see what comes out!

Sign in to participate in the conversation
Awoo Space

Awoo.space is a Mastodon instance where members can rely on a team of moderators to help resolve conflict, and limits federation with other instances using a specific access list to minimize abuse.

While mature content is allowed here, we strongly believe in being able to choose to engage with content on your own terms, so please make sure to put mature and potentially sensitive content behind the CW feature with enough description that people know what it's about.

Before signing up, please read our community guidelines. While it's a very broad swath of topics it covers, please do your best! We believe that as long as you're putting forth genuine effort to limit harm you might cause – even if you haven't read the document – you'll be okay!