The best thing about Dune ISN’T “Shakespearean feuding nobles mixed with Arab Revolt and future knife fights is kinda bland without having the key resource be Space LSD synthesized by giant mutant earthworms, plus Space Nuns, Shiite Gnomes, etc.”
The BEST part is how everyone adapting Dune went “this is kinda dull honestly, what it REALLY needs is the longest continuous shot ever/fetuses in a bong sneezing between dimensions/the galaxy’s elite soldiers throat singing during a rainstorm/etc.”