Even more filk, more all caps, more Peter Steele voice
DEAR PRUDENCE
PULL THE SPITTING WIRES DOOOOOWN
DEAR PRUDENCE
WITH A GRIMACE AND SOOOOUND
THE HELPLESS FOLKS ON SUBWAY TRAINS
THEY SCREAM AT YOU IN FEAR AND PAIN
DEAR PRUDENCE
WON’T YOU MAKE YOUR WAY DOWNTOWN?
LOOK AROUND AROUND AROUND AROUND