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“Twas in the darkest depths of Mordor
I met a girl so fair
But Gollum and the eeeeevil one
Crept up and slipped away with her”

… man, that Gollum gets ALL the girls. It’s gotta be his Andy Serkis like charm. Get you a man who’s had sashimi for dinner nearly every night for the last 300 years.

Also it’s wild that they were able to say “Mordor” during concerts and not have the audience scream “DO NOT SPEAK THAT WORD SO LOUDLY HERE”

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