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coyote sing along hour, Gwar, scatological humor 

cross the river, leave the abyss
give the seat of the toilet a kiss
each virgin sacrifice speaks these magic words
just jiggle the handle! let flow go the turds!

AHHH! Here it comes baby, Ah'm droppin' mah load
Ah ain't just up on it, Ah AM th' commode!

The power of the toilet must NEVER be abused!
he must be sponged, he must be plunged lest CARNAGE will ensue
if a dead sheep were to clog him, who KNOWS what would arise!
Maybe he'd summon the Master. Wouldn't THAT be a surprise?

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