stoned thoughts
I can tell I'm now stoned by how it's OKAY for me to not like things, they're probably awesome just not my thing. Whatever the hell that is.
OH YEAH that's the time distort, I'm apparently pretty far gone now.
WHICH MEANS it's about to be time to take a shower. Ever wanted a hot shower that lasts for an hour? Thanks to time dilation you CAN without trashing out your water bill/plumbing/probably skin