"Couldn't you choose a different spell, like Bigby's Bogarting Bong Rips or Otto's Irresistable Pants? Look, there's Mordenkainen's Executive Dysfunction, on a failed Will save the target can take no action..."
"Yes but what good are they if I can't fling poo!"
@anthracite this comic surfaced repeatedly during the Pathfinder game where we all swore not to bring our weird furry hangups into the game, and then Paizo’s modules were full of transformations, feet, guys with muscleguts, and body odor.
@Leucrotta
this sounds like a perfect match for the Whizzard