re-using the joke from Twitter ages ago;
I am Paul Atreides, son to Duke Leto and the noble lady Jessica, and ducal heir to Caladan.
This is Cringer, my fearless friend.
Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I drank the Water of Life and said, "FATHER! THE SLEEPER HAS AWAKENED!"
Cringer became the mighty BattlePug and I became the Kwisatz Haderach, the most powerful man in the universe. Together we defend Sietch Tabr from the evil forces of the Baron Harkonen!