so it takes like 45 minutes of servitors hooking you up and chanting while putti flutter overhead to get you INTO Space Marine Armor

is there like a quick release? Like "crap all activators are out down my left side and the place is crawling with elves who make a bloodplay party during Folsom look gentle, I need to get out of this rig NOW?"

@Leucrotta comrade,

the way you worded that second sentence, especially the mention of Folsom, would have knocked me over if I'd been standing up.

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@LexYeen I mean it IS canon that aeldari go through hobbies and while a normal elf will go okay, shooting humans and orks with a flamethrower was pretty cool for a couple of centuries but I think it's time to switch to something different like pottery that only occasionally uses a flamethrower, drukhari have literally only the one hobby. I guess two if you count sadism and masochism separately.

warhammer 40k drukhari humor 

@Leucrotta Eh, two sides of the same inwardly-spiked cockring if you ask me.

re: warhammer 40k drukhari humor 

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Drukhari 🤝​ Shadar Kai
being LITERALLY THE SAME ELVES

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