it's LORD OF THE FRANCE! the extravagant musical story of Louis XIV that'll have you tapping your feet in no time!
not to be confused with
LORD OF THE PANTS! Rather than being a dancing spectacular, it began with the Great Pants of Power. Sturdy Ben Davis overalls for the dwarves, great miners and blue collars. Elegant slacks for the elves, the eldest of all. And stone-washed jeans for Men, who above all things desire power. Yet they were all of them deceived.
In the land of Mordor the Dark Lord Sauron sewed in secret a master pair of pants. And into these he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his dump-truck ass. His serious badonkadonk booty.
* the camera zooms in on the Quenya runes for JUICY across Sauron's rear *
One pair to fit them all.