the special Australian release
"One by one, the fucking lands of Middle-Earth fell to the power of the Ring. Fair dinkum. Oath, there were some who resisted. A last alliance of Men and Pommies marched against the armies of Mordor, and right there on the slopes of Mount fucking Doom they fought for the fucking freedom of fucking Middle-Earth."
I'm kidding because the Australian version of Lord of the Rings is, of course, Mortal Engines. A real good movie btw.