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* “Jungle Boogie”
* LA traffic noises

“that’s the thing about Europe, the little differences. You know what they call the Pound Puppies in Paris?”
“they don’t call ‘em Pound Puppies?”
“no man, they got the metric system. They don’t know what the fuck a Pound Puppy is. They call ‘em Les Pitous.”
“Les Pitous. *laughs* What do they call the Care Bears?”
“Les Ours Affecteux.”
“What do they call My Little Ponies?”
“I dunno, man, I didn’t go into JouéClub.”

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