While cleaning I went from “1984’s ‘Amadeus’ ends with the cast singing ‘Amadeus, he’s a deus, she’s a deus too, wouldn’t you like to be a deus too?”
to “MANLY male pattern baldness is when you lose your hair but get a superfluous roll bar on your choice of black, gunmetal or MARPAT scalp.”
I can explain, but you get BOTH stupid jokes.