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trying to create the most confused fanfic ever by alternating music from Dune (1984) and Blazing Saddles (1974)

"The messiah's Black?"
"Why not, it worked in the New Testament."

(okay yeah I know, "It worked in Blazing Saddles" is from Robin Hood Men in Tights, work with me)

@Leucrotta *official reading from parchment*
"It is my privilege to extend to you a laurel, and hearty handshake to our new.... Messiah"

*Long LONG drawn out sounds of running water splashing in sand*
"More water, Mr. Taggart?"
"I'd say you'd had enough!"

*flashback to the head of the Bene Gesserit inspecting a young Paul - played by Mel Brooks speaking Yiddish*

@arakin "I hold at y'neck the gom jabbar, this one will give you such a zotz!"
"THE PAIN!"
"A lebenef dein pupikele, no woman child evah took that much."

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