Rain Dog: "song lyrics, all caps, making fun of "Dion" and A…" - Awoo Space

Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

song lyrics, all caps, making fun of "Dion" and Anglo Saxon poetry

WHERE IS THE HELM AND HAUBERK AND WHERE IS THE HORN A BLOWIN'
WHERE IS THE HORSE AND RIDER AND THE PALE HAIR FLOWIN'
AND WHEN I FIND MYSELF A FALLIN' FOR SOME GIRL
I TAKE THE WHALE'S BROAD HIGHWAY AND I TRAVEL ROUND THE WORLD
YES I'M THE WANDERER
OH I'M THE WANDERER
I GO AROUND AND AROUND AND AROUND AND AROUND

WELL THERE'S SKOGUL ON MY LEFT AND THERE'S BRYNHILD ON MY RIGHT
AND MATHILDE IS THE GIRL THAT I'LL BE WITH TONIGHT
AND WHEN SHE ASKS ME WHICH ONE I LOVE THE BEST
I OPEN MY T-TUNIC THERE'S WEALTHEOW ON MY CHEST
YES I'M THE WANDERER
OH I'M THE WANDERER
I GO AROUND AND AROUND AND AROUND AND AROUND

Jan 21, 2026, 06:10 · · · ·

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