Wandering down the wrong aisle in Safeway I discovered there’s a dry dog food called “One.”
* Siberian husky voice *
DRY FOOD! HAS TAKEN MY PAWS!
TAKEN MY EARS!
TAKEN MY MUZZLE!
I CANNOT LIVE!
I CANNOT DIE!
EATING THIS STUFF!
GET ME THE GUSHY FOOOOOD!
* frantic drumming *