re racists, Norse metal
OH YEAH I'MA GO TO A VAGUELY EUROPEAN FESTIVAL. I can hear flamenco guitar playin' already, and I can't wait to wolf down loukamades while watching caber tossing. Presumably outside so I can get a hugely terrible sunburn.
Oh right, the way people commemorate the vaguest possible description of European ancestors (you know, like what practically all African Americans have) is apparently by being a MASSIVE JERK. I'd way rather eat loukamades while watching caber tossing.