aunt loud ✅ [super sic] @Ludonaut@awoo.space
mastodon.social refugee ✨
i don't know how to live, but i got a lot of toys ✨
Joined Apr 2017
aunt loud ✅ [super sic]
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Okay, my new Mastodon instance is live! Since @Mus made https://oulipo.social where you can't post the letter 'e', I am proud to announce:
DOLPHIN TOWN!
https://dolphin.town
A Mastodon instance where you can only say the letter "e". Follow me there! I'm @e
aunt loud ✅ [super sic]
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@Ludonaut job security
oooh look at meee i'm using tons of fancy neologisms half of which i made up myself in order to look intellectual, wrapped in impossibly complex syntax also fuck anyone who hasnt read this huge canon of books amirite
*10 seconds later*
i dont know why nobody interacts with our work or why we're working in complete obscurity being ignored this is a crime against humanity
why is 99% of academic writing incomprehensible gibberish hieroglyphs from another planet
aunt loud ✅ [super sic]
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catching up on some of the hot takes on mashable about mastodon, and from what i've gathered, mastodon has been around for a week, federation is a lot like a series of tubes, it's bad, and the only way to fix it is to ｍｏｎｅｔｉｚｅ
whats the point of follow bots even, i dont get it (still block em tho)
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Good morning. It is pleasurable to see new tooters complain about how difficult it is to aggregate and monetize analytic content on here. https://mastodon.social/media/aCy9j-y_cXi0Oy1fqoA
aunt loud ✅ [super sic]
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Extremely tempted to launch a paid instance so all these poorly-researched-thinkpiece people will have something new to be wrong about.
aunt loud ✅ [super sic]
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gross tech bro mastodon hot take
@Ludonaut his claim is also just totally untrue, there's a very reasonable discussion happening right now about the particulars https://github.com/tootsuite/mastodon/issues/177
imagine your ego was so small you had to constantly brag about 'being one of the first 140 people to join twitter'
gross tech bro mastodon hot take
oops i checked that dudes profile and yup its blocking time
it's kinda sad how you can tell if a person shows up here because they needed refuge from hellbird or if they just didn't wanna miss out on The Latest Coolest Social™️
gross tech bro mastodon hot take
you, extremely dumb: anime avatars, telling me about email
me, an englightened being made of pure intellect: um actually social media is about follow counts and nothing else, you fools https://awoo.space/media/kUU1aVZkQjE3jHaEjVQ
yes, securing identities and impersonation are problems, but being able to jump between servers freely is a feature. be a person, not a globdamn #brand
"i can't squat my username globally and if i move to another instance i lose all followers, this sucks!" has to be one of the worst takes
mastodon.social refugee ✨
i don't know how to live, but i got a lot of toys ✨
Joined Apr 2017
