aunt loud ✅ [super sic] @Ludonaut@awoo.space
Joined Apr 2017
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Okay, my new Mastodon instance is live! Since @Mus made https://oulipo.social where you can't post the letter 'e', I am proud to announce:
DOLPHIN TOWN!
https://dolphin.town
A Mastodon instance where you can only say the letter "e". Follow me there! I'm @e
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@Ludonaut job security
oooh look at meee i'm using tons of fancy neologisms half of which i made up myself in order to look intellectual, wrapped in impossibly complex syntax also fuck anyone who hasnt read this huge canon of books amirite
*10 seconds later*
i dont know why nobody interacts with our work or why we're working in complete obscurity being ignored this is a crime against humanity
why is 99% of academic writing incomprehensible gibberish hieroglyphs from another planet
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catching up on some of the hot takes on mashable about mastodon, and from what i've gathered, mastodon has been around for a week, federation is a lot like a series of tubes, it's bad, and the only way to fix it is to ｍｏｎｅｔｉｚｅ
whats the point of follow bots even, i dont get it (still block em tho)
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Good morning. It is pleasurable to see new tooters complain about how difficult it is to aggregate and monetize analytic content on here. https://mastodon.social/media/aCy9j-y_cXi0Oy1fqoA
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Extremely tempted to launch a paid instance so all these poorly-researched-thinkpiece people will have something new to be wrong about.
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gross tech bro mastodon hot take
@Ludonaut his claim is also just totally untrue, there's a very reasonable discussion happening right now about the particulars https://github.com/tootsuite/mastodon/issues/177
imagine your ego was so small you had to constantly brag about 'being one of the first 140 people to join twitter'
gross tech bro mastodon hot take
oops i checked that dudes profile and yup its blocking time
it's kinda sad how you can tell if a person shows up here because they needed refuge from hellbird or if they just didn't wanna miss out on The Latest Coolest Social
gross tech bro mastodon hot take
you, extremely dumb: anime avatars, telling me about email
me, an englightened being made of pure intellect: um actually social media is about follow counts and nothing else, you fools https://awoo.space/media/kUU1aVZkQjE3jHaEjVQ
yes, securing identities and impersonation are problems, but being able to jump between servers freely is a feature. be a person, not a globdamn #brand
"i can't squat my username globally and if i move to another instance i lose all followers, this sucks!" has to be one of the worst takes
Joined Apr 2017
