Look dude. You put the juice in the bags yourself. Why did you do it so that it'd require custom hardware to get out? I can put juice in a bag that will come out accidentally.
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@MinUmbra you'll also need to hire a servant to drink it for you lest that which once touched the dirt touches your tongue.
Only pure pure soylent for you!