We had a safety meeting about the dangers of air hoses and nozzles...
... I was not the guest squeaker... err... speaker...
I was, however, badly trying not to outburst in laughter over some of the warnings...
Trying to scare a 'flatey to the careful path of air hose safety does not work the way you think it does, CaptainSafety.
@JulieSqveakaroo Ooh. Uh, I mean, s-share the safety with us? I need to be much safer. >.>
@JulieSqveakaroo "Oh, I see. Quid pro quo. I'll show you my photos if you show me yours!"
"I.. wh- what?"
"Here. Here's a photo of me showering. With an airhose. How reckless! I don't have any personal protective gear on!"
" (shocked silence) "
"Annnd *here* is a photo of me slipping on the suds. Shoving that nozzle *right* into my bellybutton!"
" ( gasp ) "
"And *here*... well. There's much, MUCH more." *grins* "Your turn. Let's see *your* pics."
@Momentrabbit Apparently, the belly button is a known bodily nozzle that would actually work... though, likely not as cartoonishly as you'd want, for most folks.
The usual litany of don't put the airguns in your mouth, your clothes, your ears... do not use the airguns to spray off your clothes because the nozzle could accidentally plug itself into you... the standard TF scenario faire.
The part that had me biting my lip was that he said he had pictures that we would likely not want to see, and I was practically screaming with suppressed laughter.