Me, internally: I have so much work that needs to be done. Deadlines are piling up. I have family visiting soon and that's stressing me out. And it means I need to clean up in addition to working longer hours.

Also me, internally: It'd be neat if I were a bottle drone.

Also also me, internally: A bottle drone...? A bottle drone...

🎶 A bottle drone (Doot DOO da doot doo!)
A bottle drone (Doot doot doot doo!)
A bottle drone (Doot DOO da doot doo, da doot doo, da doot doo, da doot da doot da doot doot doo doo do!)🎶

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@Phorm HUMMA HUMMA ZING ZANG SCHWOOP TINK TINK
BINK BINK POUT
LET ME OUT
ZIPPY DIPPY HIP SWAY FWOOMphity bwoomphity... boop...?

(sigh)

A bottle drone (Doot DOO da doot doo!)...

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