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Ah. Ryegrass University has taken it upon itself to choose today to note I have not completed any courses in six semesters and, as such, am no longer even an ex-undergrad, but am now academically speaking nothing to them - no, less than nothing. Common. Unlettered. Subundergrad.

Methinks they feel a mite jilted, given the day. n.n

@Momentrabbit I am fairly sure the traditional response to this is to create a monster. Then at the height of a thunderstorm you declare, "the fools at the University never understood my genius!" Then unleash the monster.

@Momentrabbit if the monster makes it all the way to the president's office you get an honorary doctorate and full tenure.

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