I've been posting a lot recently, haven't I?

Followers forgive me, but I am CLEARLY back on my bullshit. dragon.style/media/5FXTUIuV_8t

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@Phorm Thank ghod. The drought has been quite hard on the outpost settlements. Make it raijnn, dear. 💜

@Momentrabbit The kind of Oasis that my raijnn makes is something to be wary of, though. Injesting may cause generous quantities of Fwoomp. And Schooomp.

Hrm. Note to self, create restaurant front for djinnification. Call it Fwoomp & Schoomp.

@Phorm @Momentrabbit The hookah parlour needs more bottles... totally slammed on this lunch rush!!

@JulieSqveakaroo @Momentrabbit The Djinn hired me for the lunch rush! I mean, hey. Some buddy got to make them geeeeeeenies! </HomestarReference>

@Phorm @Momentrabbit WE DID NOT INSTALL THAT BOTTLE-SWITCH SO YOU COULD HAVE DJINNIFICATION-RAVES!!!

@JulieSqveakaroo @Phorm Imagine.

The arcade is very smokey. Not bad, kind of a low fog - must be some sort of cloud machine. Techno "I Dream of Jeannie" remixes play. Everybody is giggling and playing games and raving and wearing such realistic animal djinn costumes... Ok, *exuberantly* proportioned, but they seem so real...

And you have no quarters to join in.

You stumble up to the vixen sitting before a wall of ornate prize bottles and beg her for change.

She grins.

Oh, how she grins. 💜

@Momentrabbit @JulieSqveakaroo Oh my sweet schwoomping goddess.

Momemt, Are you reading my innermost desires? Can I hire you? Can I just bottle you?

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@JulieSqveakaroo @Phorm Just wait until you hear about the pinballoonie opportunities! n.n 💜

@Phorm @JulieSqveakaroo Yes, absolutely, and I believe your bottling me is integral to questions one and two alike. XD
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