The problem with playing Factorio: now all I can think of is how to increase the efficiency of my production lines...

@JulieSqveakaroo Mining gear and belts and trains, conveyors and compressors and refineries, hoses snaking along (and sneks hosing along) across acres and acres leading to one well-provisioned and *extremely* productive roo who's earning hirself a trading card tonight - if sie doesn't block most of the map from view first! n.n

@JulieSqveakaroo
"Comrade?"
"Yes?
"We live in gloriovs Republik of Greater Sqveakaroo, yes?"
"Is trve."
"And we have splendid work-life balance, lvxvry fvlly avtomated gay space commvnism, inflatable castles in every bedroom, the works, da?"
"Da. What is qvestion?"
"Why do we spend eight hours pumping bellows every day?"
"Ah. Is our job! For glory of Greater Sqveakaroo!"
"But what does the pvmping *do*?!"

"It makes the Sqveakaroo... *GREATER*."

".../bolshoi!/*"
"Those too."

@Momentrabbit *loudsqveakers crackle on with a pleasant chiming tone*

GOOD MORNIQVE, QVOMRADS!

IT IS ANOTZER GLORIOVS DAY IN REPVBLIQVE OF SQVEAKLANDIA!

WE ARE PLEASED TO ANNOVNCE TZAT GREATER SQVEAKAROO HAS INCREASED PRODVCTION BY A WHOLE 4% IN TZE LAST WEEK, AND IN APPRECIATION FOR THE HARD AND DEDICATED WORKERS, AN ADDITIONAL SQVEAK BONVS HAS BEEN APPROVED TO BE ADDED TO ALL OF YOVR ACCOVNTS!

GLORY TO REPVBLIQVE!
GLORY TO IT'S WORKERS!
GLORY TO SQVEAK!

NSFW - city smuuushing/bits showin'g 

@JulieSqveakaroo Oooh! All hail Glowy-roos Leader!! XD

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