Horny
I really really need to go full tentacle monster on someone. Like, clear up 4 hours in your schedule, get to your ideal inebriation level on the goodies of your choice, and prepare yourself.
Because I'm going to rub, touch, caress, suck, massage, and otherwise stimulate every one of your favorite parts, and a few more you weren't sure you had but always suspected.
And, yeah, I mean, I can fuck you too if you like. *Shrugs*