2002: I wish I was a Girl, they get to have so much more fun but I'm a sad fat dragon with no friends.
2006: I found another Herm who matches me perfectly and who loves me for who I am! I'll focus on being a Boy so I can be an engineer and support everyone.
2011: Evicted from eden
2016: *Hears a knock at the door and his old imaginary friend drops her duffel bag and leans in the doorframe* Hey, life went to shit, can me and the woodland critters crash here for a while?