re: Horny
One of my favorite encounters recently was with my futanari hime friend. It's like a prestige class everyone thinks is a slur, but she's the real deal.
And I'm the tentacle dragon in the area. We play around, but it's like talking shop in a way. She;ll lay there all dead eyes, no reactions, and it's my job to get her to crack her composure before she climaxes.