My housemate, a Witch: Huh. Onion article about Witches cursing Kavanaugh.
Me, also a Witch: But.... But I Did lay curses on him. Like a Lot of them.
Housemate: Here's a Comment... "This, but Un-ironically". Oh, and "I want this to be True".
Me: IT IS TRUE! I CURSED THAT TRASH MAN. A LOT!