So, I have multiple personalities, and one of them is a woman. Not like, super girly or anything, just... Keri is a girl.
And this is okay now, but she's been in my head since '01 or so. And I was ready to blame everything But comic book style split personalities for my psychological issues. It's never your imaginary friend becoming Real, for realsies.
But now she washes dishes for me and talks to a bunch of my friends. It's like the Disney version of being possessed by a Demon.