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@Kaffe@chitter.xyz So, Shower, wash your face, brush your teeth, learn why industrial food is making your stomach hurt all the time, wear more comfortable shoes and learn how to kill ingrown toenails yourself with a dremel cutoff wheel.

As for the itching: After you shave, scrub with a kitchen sponge and soap or conditioner. Dry off and moisturize with a good lotion.

Look, being a girl is Hard.

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